Since I'm so ahead of the game today, I decided I was going to write a morning Happy for all of you! And since it's a Tuesday, I thought it would be nice to have a day that we can laugh at. So, I'm going to make today's Happy a bunch of corny, but clever, jokes!
- What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but their flag is a huge plus!
- I'm not addicted to break fluid, I can stop whenever I want...
- "I stand corrected" said the man in the orthopedic shoes.
- It takes a lot of balls to golf like me.
- Nostalgia isn't what it used to be...
- Where do you find a cow with no legs? Right where you left it!
- What does a nosy pepper do? Gets Jalapeno business!
- How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogey in it!
- What do you call a midget fortune teller that escaped prison? A small medium at large!
- Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? Fo Drizzle!
- I wrote a song about a tortilla... Well, actually, it's more of a wrap.
- I went to an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers!
- Want to hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it's pretty cheesy.
- Dry erase boards are remarkable!
- How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it!!
Now, go out and laugh today! Enjoy life - ever single second of it! And if something tries to make you feel sad or down, read a joke or two and get yourself smiling and hopefully laughing again!! And until later, keep smiling and spreading that love!!
Peace, Love and Happiness!
Karen :)
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